I can’t even bring myself to make up an ‘Arsenal to buy Messi’ story
It’s one of those days, ladies and gentlemen. One of those days when the tumbleweeds drift across the screen, nothing drops through on NewsNow, and rumours about Xavi perving over Cesc both bore and infuriate.
We could talk about how plain odd the picture below is. What could be the story behind it? That constable has a pretty determined look on his face. Maybe he’s read the Sun and Daily Star too many times and is taking matters into his own hands? Marching off to London Colney?
As if. I’m sitting here trying to find something. Anything. Desperate to find something worth writing about.
But there’s nothing. Seriously. Nothing of any consequence that will change your life, Arsenal wise, floating on the news wire.
I could talk about how it’s great Nicklas Bendtner has an ego and how it’s all going to go well for him if he keeps his aspirations up and his head screwed on.
Or I could talk about how we’re going to play our kids against Man City at their own ground and embarrass the hell out of them in the Carling Cup.
Actually, that is a great thing to talk about. You have an idiotic mentalist like Adebayor and the ever-insecure Kolo Toure against our reserves. They will literally void their bowels in fear of royally screwing up. We have to be favourites for that one in that genuine under dog way. December 2nd is a date to remember.
Alternatively, I could talk about Third-Gen’s new design which got some good reviews by some of the readers, which is good! If you can’t see the changes (you should be seeing something like this) then you need to empty your browser’s cache.
Yup. A real tumbleweed day. A pity, as there’s 823,105 days til the next Arsenal match. And that, in case you didn’t know, is ages.
Anyways, hope that for those of you who haven’t seen the redesign, that you like it.
If there is news tomorrow, it shall be reported! I don’t usually have a whinge in public like this, so if there is nothing, I’ll conjure up a feature.
Like the site’s new look? Can the Arsenal kids spank Man City in the Carling Cup? Let me know in the comments!
Did you ever notice…as soon as the interlull starts, Xabi opens his mouth about Cesc’s DNA. Or that Txiki Bergermeisterwaziristan dude starts spouting off about Cesc belonging at Barca.
Frankly, I prefer the tumbleweedy goodness of watching DVR’ed Arsenal matches and getting a chuckle out of jammathon trying to come up with a daily topic to write about. At least I know it will be something positive and non-DNA related.
Thanks for the blog. By my reckoning you posted this from tomorrow. Have you got the lottery draw, too?
The glory of being 10 hours ahead of England, Gogsy.
11 hours here in Melbourne
And 10 hours ahead of *Scotland*, too
The stats on the front page are a nice touch, btw. and I like the hype meter (hypometer?)
Please keep it up.